North Korea Launches New Destination Club

By: Destination Club News
Date: April 1, 2011

Taking a moment away from nuclear bomb testings, North Korea's glorious leader Kim Jong-Il has devised a new destination club specifically for North Korea citizens, Kim-Possible Bliss.

"The grand plan for this new destination club came to the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il himself in a dream," said club spokesperson Tae Myung Bak. "While riding the back of a dragon across our great nation, our glorious leader was inspired to let his fellow North Korean citizens travel so brilliantly. He sequestered himself in his chambers for six weeks, painting an elaborate series of oil paintings of properties that would be available to members while drafting a 32,000 page business plan that is without flaw."

Kim-Possible Bliss will use a propreitary model where 5% of new membership deposits will be used for purchasing luxury real estate throughout North Korea, and the remaining 95% going towards the great nation's military efforts and continued nuclear testing efforts.

Public response to the new destination club has been uniformally exuberant. "Kim-Possible Bliss is perfect in every way imagineable," said Bae Chang-su, the club's first member. "Even with the 360 days that have already been reserved by the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il and the rest of his advisors, I should be able to vacation for at least four hours to any of the club properties during the upcoming year."

"I will finally be able to learn the glorious craft of vacationing from the Eternal Leader himself," Chang-su added. "It feels like I am already a better citizen."

To formally launch the new club, a series of parades and celebrations are being planned with attractive offers available to early adopters.

"Those with access to weapon's grade plutonium or active knowledge of detonation devices will receive a 5% discount on annual dues for their first year of membership," Il himself said in a press release.